{"id":1611,"date":"2010-08-25T10:16:59","date_gmt":"2010-08-25T10:16:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jamesramsden.com\/?p=1611"},"modified":"2010-08-25T10:16:59","modified_gmt":"2010-08-25T10:16:59","slug":"turkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jamesramsden.com\/2010\/08\/25\/turkey\/","title":{"rendered":"Turkey"},"content":{"rendered":"

I should probably save this for Friday’s news round-up but it made me laugh so ruddy hard I thought I’d share it with you now. Enjoy<\/p>\n