{"id":2308,"date":"2011-05-12T14:11:56","date_gmt":"2011-05-12T14:11:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jamesramsden.com\/?p=2308"},"modified":"2011-05-12T14:11:56","modified_gmt":"2011-05-12T14:11:56","slug":"slutty-lunchsimple-lunch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jamesramsden.com\/2011\/05\/12\/slutty-lunchsimple-lunch\/","title":{"rendered":"Slutty lunch\/Simple lunch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jamesramsden.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/photo-5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2309\" title=\"photo (5)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jamesramsden.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/photo-5.jpg?w=300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jamesramsden.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/photo-5.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/www.jamesramsden.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/photo-5-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jamesramsden.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/photo-5-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Some time ago I wrote about the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jamesramsden.com\/2009\/06\/15\/fridge-slut\/\" target=\"_blank\">fridge slut<\/a>, a dish concocted from the odds and ends in the fridge. It&#8217;s a dish that, I reckon, has a 50\/50 chance of going well. There is always the very real possibility that your speculative marriage of maple syrup and spring onions is going to end in tears. But then it&#8217;s just as possible that your fridge sluttery will end in triumph.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, buried under an avalanche of deadlines, I couldn&#8217;t face going to the shops. I boiled a potato. I fried some bacon and onion with a little thyme. I made an eye-watering dressing with English mustard and cider vinegar, then put my face in the fridge. Chives! Radishes! Salad leaves! All the above made a happy union on my plate.<\/p>\n<p>But something was missing. I fried an egg. I bunged it on top then ate the whole slutty mess in one go. While watching Made In Chelsea. Ha!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">*****<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Today&#8217;s lunch was more civilised. Fat English asparagus boiled for a couple of minutes, tossed in melted butter and served on garlicky toast with hot smoked trout and horseradish. Somehow the slut was better.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><em>If you were to make a fridge slut now, what would it consist of?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jamesramsden.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/photo-6.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2310\" title=\"photo (6)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jamesramsden.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/photo-6.jpg?w=300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jamesramsden.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/photo-6.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/www.jamesramsden.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/photo-6-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jamesramsden.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/photo-6-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div id=\"geo-post-2308\" class=\"geo geo-post\" style=\"display: none\"><span class=\"latitude\">0<\/span><span class=\"longitude\">0<\/span><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some time ago I wrote about the fridge slut, a dish concocted from the odds and ends in the fridge. It&#8217;s a dish that, I reckon, has a 50\/50 chance of going well. There is always the very real possibility that your speculative marriage of maple syrup and spring onions is going to end in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[39,47,390,641,644,656,682,719],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1zdji-Be","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jamesramsden.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2308"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jamesramsden.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jamesramsden.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jamesramsden.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jamesramsden.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2308"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jamesramsden.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2308\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jamesramsden.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jamesramsden.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jamesramsden.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}